Tuesday, June 7, 2011

My sorry ass attempt at Creppes

Here I am, playing Uncharted: Drake's Fortune. I played the 2nd one. I loved it. Witty dialogue. Good gunfights. Great story. Good stuff. Anyways, amidst this first part of a soon to be 3 part series I says to meself,
"Hey Sal."
And I say, "What?"
"You know what would be fantastic?"
So I say, "F*** yeah brain. You're a genius!"
  And off I go to make creppes using a recipe from "Dragmire's Recipes"!

Don't get me wrong. What Dragmire makes and what I make are two things entirely different. And here's why. His stuff looks good enough to eat. My stuff looks good enough to give a mercy kill.

I started out fine. I had my eggs, I had my milk, I had my butter, I had my flo-- I didn't have any flour. What DID I have? MASECA MASA, instant corn maize flour. Yeah, mexican to the max.  So I think to myself, fine, I'll make myself creppes but they might be a bit tortilla-y. GOOD GAWD WAS I EVER NAIVE.
What I made wasn't anything I could have foreseen. Well I did foresee it. It was a crepptilla. Tortilla textured creppes that were not too delicious but could still pass off fine drowned in fruits and lotsa syrup.

"KILL ME PLEASE" says the crepptillas

Bottom line is. If you don't have all purpose flour. You ain't gettin' creppes. Your punk-ass is stayin' hungry.
That is of course you take the sissy way out and go get Jack in the Box.
But then again creppes probably aren't too nutritious.
Neither are jr. bacon cheeseburgers...
Bottom bottom line: I'm hungry.


Dejch said...

that's the story of my life.. i rather stay hungry but i am working on it not to do so anymore :)

Colonel Colon said...

I will heed your warning brave sir. Never again will I stray from the strict guidelines of a recipe which calls for Flour of All Purpose.

Germs said...

Made me hungry, i'll learn from your mistakes though

Mush said...

mm crepes

Mercurio said...

wasn't bad to be a first attempt.

Mrs. Pickle said...

I have tried making those before and I just can't do it. It makes me feel like a fucking retard.

Trelin said...

perhaps if you'd filled the crepetillas with spicy beans, lettuce and cheese it would have gone down better?

Thorfan said...

Lol I died at the last paragraph. Great story

Avery_Goodgame said...

Dude, I love just tortillas.
This sounds like heaven <3

Byakuya said...

Mhmmmmm crepes

yours not so much, but it all tastes the same anyways =D

Great blog, followed.

If you get a chance, take a look at mine sometime:

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